I would make a great Queen of England...and this has nothing to do with my undying love for Prince William of Wales! I would make a fantastic Queen of England for all of the right, fabulous reasons.
1. My interests in international relations: I speak (or at least attempt to speak) several languages and hold a degree in international policy. I have a Master's which means I'm ready to rule.
2. I look amazing in hats.
3. I would like to travel with a pack of dogs: the queen chose corgis, but there is a Dorgi (doxie/Corgi) or two in the mix, so we know who's really running the Commonwealth!
4. Pearls are a classic accessory, one I look amazing in.
5. I need plenty of real estate, preferably homes decked out with some of the world's greatest pieces of art.
6. Two words: Crown Jewels.
7. Tea: I drink it.
8. Manners: I can learn.
9. Lipstick: because all the real decisions made in this world are made while wearing it. (Unless you're Sarah Palin.)
10. Prince William: I lied, it has something to do with that.
A girl can dream. Besides, if I came along, they might change the song to "God Save Us All."
(Supporting evidence: Dame Helen Mirren. Enough said.)
